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If I Were A Poet

June 10th, 2009

If I were a poet,
I would write this poem.
If i write this poem,
Time would pass me by.

If time passed me by,
I would fail the test.
If I fail the test,
I will be sadface. :’(

If I am sadface, :’(
Then I am a sad poet.
If I am a sad poet,
I would write a poem.

*queue in rap music*
A poem that is solemn
About a time when I had a problem
A problem of extravagance
Wasting time as I explore
The book of your face
As I delete my myspace

I would visit my homie G
And check my G-mail
There’s no email? epic fail!

Hit the wiki wiki pedia
And read about geology
Be inspired by the synergy
That created this encyclopedia
Now that’s some serious media

As I realize I’m sitting here
As time passes by *rap music stops*
Reality kicks me right in the groin
“What am I doing here
On youtube watching a mime?”
I’m just wasting my time
Trying to rhyme

If I were a poet
I would write more poetry
But I’m not a poet
And I need to study