popGurl88 grew up in the 90′s listening Britney Spears, MichaelSchwartz lives in a penthouse and works 60 hour weeks and partyBoy17 is a 38 year old pedophile disguised as a teenage party animal.
Stereotyping someone based on an alias is just like stereotyping someone’s physical appearance when they’re out and about, but can you stereotype someone based on their password? I’d like to think so, and here are my thoughts for your amusement.
What kind of people would have a password like ‘rugby rules’, ’12041953′ or ‘l33tHAX*$@)l6oLhQ’?
and what would the password of my slightly metro male barber have?
‘rugby rules’ belongs to Jimmy-Tom-Bob, a father of 3, who’s only activity on the internet involve sport tipping websites and the occasional not-for-children-under-16 self pleasuring session on Tuesday afternoon when the wife and kids are at grandma’s place.
’12041953′ belongs your senior neighbor who suffers from memory loss. She used her birthday as her password because it’s the one thing she seems remember, too bad it’s not her real birthday.
‘l33tHAX*$@)l6oLhQ’ belongs to the computer wiz who lives in the house across the road. He’s stealing your wireless bandwidth as you read this and just bought a think geek t-shirt with your credit card number.
Paranoid peter likes to challenge himself. His password requires flawless execution of finger
acrobatics. Just typing it feels like defeating a grisly bear with his bear hands. Anyone else’s fingers that type his password will feel like they’ve just lost a fight against a pencil sharpener. Despite being skinny as a stick, it makes him feel like a manly man who has 6 testicles wearing BRUTE anti-perspirant…I don’t know where I was going with that. That stuff doesn’t make you smell like a man, in fact it has too much of a perfume smell that’s too easy on the nose unlike real manly deodorants that smells like a punch in the nose.
Here are a few questions that I’ve wondered while thinking about this:
What kinds of people would have a different password for everything that they use? Are they more likely to have eidetic memory? Are they more organized than most people? Are they vegetarian? Jewish?
What would an Amish use for a password? They don’t use any technology, but suppose God made them sign up to youtube…what kind of a password would Jesus use?
What are your thoughts?
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